penuss

contraction of penis and puss

Damn homie, I was with this dime last night and we did some penuss activities

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hoelarious

(adj.) When something so damn funny it is considered Hoe-larious. Especially in the presence of women because it really pisses them off

Dude did you see the episode of Chappelles show last night? That shit was HOELARIOUS!

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tear drop

(n.) When playing the sport of basketball, a teardrop is when a basketball that is shot drops through the net so cleanly that all you hear is "Swish"

Announcer #1: Allen Iverson fakes right, drives left, floats a shot over the 7 foot defender and scores!

Announcer #2: DAMN MARV! THAT SHIT WAS A TEAR DROP

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haider

The biggest pimp you will ever see

"Look at Samir Haider, that dude is the biggest pimp"

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