Pocket Jam

To pocket jam is the action in which one caresses their genital area using their hand when placed in their pocket.

I was at a bus stop when all of a sudden I had the raging urge to get jiggy so I pocket jammed unbeknownst to those standing near by.

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Floaping

Floaping is the action of running over elderly people using a vehicle.

Barbra was taking a while to cross the road. After 3 whole seconds of waiting at a green light I decided that dear old Barbra needed a good floaping.

Gwinny P

Due to Gwyneth Paltrow's well documented obsession of anal sex, the 'Gwinny P' refers to the bum hole

Sam: "Hey Lewis, you will never guess what Rhys did with his girl last night?"

Lewis: "Don't tell me she let him put it up her Gwinny P?!?"