towelie

my fucking idol

i love towelie

i wanna grow up to be just like towelie

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sploogeball

a game in which elementary school kids run across a kickball field, as balls (kickballs are being pelted at them.

Let's play sploogeball!

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forgy

An orgy with four people.

Last night, I had a forgy with Matt, Nick, and Joe.

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Play in yo ass

Slang for beat yo ass

Friend: im trying to fight you
Me: Man don’t make me play in yo ass

I'll pray for you.

"I completely disagree with you and everything you stand for. However, I will lose any rational argument with you on the topic so I am taking the high-ground and avoiding the discussion while sounding superior."

If you express a rational statement supporting gay rights a religious person might (intelligently) just say "I'll pray for you.".

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