Sigmar

A Sigmar is a man who can seduce any woman with a bachata dance or a joke- or both at the same time. He’s a player but respectful with all his babies’ mothers. Legend has it he can impregnate a woman with a wicked smile.

“Hey whys that couple dancing in a puddle?…and whys there a puddle????”
“Because she’s dancing with a Sigmar”