homoclone

A person who fits the general sterotypes associated with a homosexual but who, in fact, is heterosexual.

Katie: Did you hear that Jennifer Hudson is engaged to 'Punk' of I LOVE NEW YORK?

Lenny: Really? I thought he was gay!

Katie: No, he's just a 'homoclone'.

Pull A Kimora

As in Kimora Lee

When, rather than marrying a man for 'his' money, an enterprising woman will marry a man for his network/connections in an effort to accumulate her own wealth.

Kimora Lee Simmons

Serene: How are things going with you and that NBA player you're dating?

Brandy: He's cool but I'm just not into him.

Serene: So do you plan on breaking up with him soon?

Brandy: Hell no! I'll "Pull a Kimora". I'll make my money, THEN dump him.

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