Scaffle

To steal a small or insignificant object, or to steal something that belongs to someone who will not care upon discovering that the object was stolen. The definition denotes theft, but maybe not morally wrong theft.

"I scaffled a donut from Bob, he had too many to eat anyway."

"Fred scaffled that half-empty can of spray paint."

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Scurve

A person who does not bathe regularly. A generally dirty, uneducated, and rude person.

Scurvy: Dirty, dingy, or repulsive

"We stopped at this scurvy gas station, and there was this scurvy guy working there."

"That guy smoking the cigarette was definetely a scurve."

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