Hedge Trimma

A tool needed to trim a masive bush, like the ones Mike likes

Mike came out of his room and said," damn! dis bitch needs a hedge trimma!"

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john deer

take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.

damn that bitch couldnt sit for a week after she road on my john deer

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Clankerdorf

Micker aka Mick aka McPoo

"Shut up micker you Clankerdorf"

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double eye winkey

when you titty fuck a girl from the opposite way and she winks on your nuts to tickle them

mike....
...ahhh nevermind

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Chief'n

To chief, the act of one who is presently about to chief, or for idiots, the act of burning a spleef

" Me and Mike have been chief'n all night"

"If you can't find Round Belly, he's prally chief'n outback"

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Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

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Mississippi Mud Flap

stupid redneck mullet

"If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."

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