To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.
Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...
30 minutes later... Plop.
Term for (hairy) female genitalia - anachronistic, originated in Northern England.
Oooh Barry, you do love sniffing me feathered bouquet!