Toby

Toby’s are the best. Find you a Toby. That tall blonde haired son of a bitch is smart as fuck too. Toby gets bitches too. If you asked all of Toby’s friends who their best friend was, they would all say Toby. But Toby won’t tell them where he ranks them. Toby is a different breed of human.

Honey can we name him Toby?

No Karen, he’s a boring fuck