Shmooked

A catch-all term for when something is messed up, complicated or completely goofy. Pronounced Sh-MOOK-d

“I got this bootlegged phone. It’s called a YouPhone.”
“That shit is so shmooked!”

Tampa Bay Lightning

A slang term for a group of thieves. Especially useful to describe thieves who are very lucky yet have limited skill.

Man 1: My house just got robbed! I bet it was the Tampa Bay Lightning.

Man 2: Oh yeah, they’ve been stealing from everyone.

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