Gug

When one is demoted to a lower social status in your social group for doing something that is more moronic or stupid than something that even the most stupid of your friends would do.

Billy: "I don't understand why I don't get hired after being interviewed for that sweet desk job!"
Kevin: "Maybe it's because you have half your head shaved and came to the interview dressed in torn clothes?"
Billy: "I don't think that would be it"
Kevin: "You're literally the biggest gug I've ever met in my life Billy."

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Paniced

A combination of pissing ones pants whilst being in a panicked state

Boss: "What's wrong?"
Rep: "SORRY THE CUSTOMER ASKED FOR IT AND I PANICED"

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