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Guy 1: "Hey, you can't make sex jokes with a girl you just met, that's disrespectful!"
ALPHA PANDA HAQIB SHAKIB: "nah bro i'm just on auto pilot"
Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib is an adjective used to describe people who are the most sensitive, pretentious and as vulnerable as a panda. Known to be the most weirdest person when interacting with girls. This person is also the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.
Guy 1 - "Dude, so I was watching over a conversation in a chat and this one guy kept backbiting about me to a girl he has barely ever talked with!"
Guy 2 - "It is highly possible that that person was an Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib."
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Haqib is an adjective used for people who are most easily offended and petulant. This type of person is usually head over heels over every single pejorative used against him and as an act of resistance he cries like a toddler. A contender for the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.
Mark: "Wow Jack, you're such a Haqib."
Jack: "WOW. You're butthurt, aren't you? I know you are butthurt haha. Don't even try to hide it. I know you're triggered, lolz!"
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รขยยจ literal kween uGh
รขยยจ totally irresistible uGh
รขยยจ had a beef with that one dude on instagram and she's popular ever since uGH
example: watch out for Sania Jamil bro she wildin
Akanda is a name given to someone who functions on total authoritarian rule. He is a Physics teacher and has vast knowledge on other science subjects. He also has a private institution where he teaches 3 different batches. He loves Mathematics so much that he will not hesitate to take your maths class from 9-5 as if it's his full time job. And the best part is that you're not allowed to have an opinion regarding class duration.
Akanda: "I'm going to take your class on Thursday from 3PM - 9PM."
Student: "But sir, that's ridi -"
Akanda: "Did I ask for your opinion?"
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