3PM

(3rd Person Mom) Moms Who Talk to you in 3rd Person when referencing to themselves. Instead of "I like ___", its always "Your mama likes ___". Or instead of "I miss you", its "Your Mama misses you". If this is your Mom, you have a 3PM!

Dude, your Mom's a 3PM!

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3pm

3pm is an unspeakable act and that no one ever under any circumstances (weather they're good or bad) should have to experience it because it's so evil and painful, beyond the agony of hell, it is considered worse than death and even the devil is afraid of it.

"I went to court today... The judge sentenced me to 3pm..."

"What the heck did you do Billy!?"

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i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake