Slimy earbud

A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.

I'm never mating with David again, last time he gave me a "slimy earbud"

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The birdgay syndrome

A virus that can affect the mental state of an individual causing them to be overwhelmed by feelings of affection towards their partner
- obsession with their significant other. If it progresses to a chronic stage it could lead to loss of close friends due to neglect.
- mentioning their significant other even if the subject matter is completely unrelated.
If left untreated: Permanent regrowth of the hymen can occur.

Example 1:

Person 1: " where is our friend isaac?"
Person 2: " he is with jessie... again, i think he contracted the birdgay syndrome"

Example 2:

Friend: " lets have a bevvy tonight!"
Infected friend : " sorry mate i already made plans with my bird and i cannot cancel."

Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"