yodo

You only die once.

Going to eat nothing but Taco Bell for the next 4 months of my life...yodo

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failasian

Any Asian who doesn't get straight A's, study 24/7, or fulfill their parent's expectations of Ivy League success.

White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?

Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.

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OMGWTFBBQ

OMGWTFBBQ is an acronym meaning Oh My Gawd What The Fuck Bitch Be Quiet.

Slut 1: So I went down on him and he was huge!!
Slut 2: OMGWTFBBQ!!
Slut 1: I'm so cereal.

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