Tony

A thoughtful, understanding listener who has the best smile. A Tony will always encourage you and brighten up your day, watch hours of Netflix videos, will go on adventure with you, take good care of you, tell you the best bedtime stories and cook with you and for you. They quite possibly make for the best boyfriends and best buddies out there. Count yourself lucky if you get to be with a Tony. A Tony’s only flaw is losing at Mario Kart.

Person 1: how did you find such a great boyfriend
Person 2: I just searched for a Tony

Jizzy Pickle

The male sex organ. Resembling a pickle, but with jizz. See also, cock and penis.

Wow. That's a huge Jizzy Pickle.