BUI

BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to DUI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.

Jacinda: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV

Santosh: Sorry but I am BUI!

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BUI

BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to Driving Under the Influence (driving while drunk). BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.

Santosh: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV

Clinton: Sorry but I am BUI!

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BWI

BWI stands for Browsing While Intoxicated. This is similar to DWI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.

Clinton: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV

Santosh: Sorry but I am BWI!

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cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

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cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

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DesiCon

This is a system that determines how many people from India live in a town or city outside of India. It is the Indian-ness of the city. I personally made this rating myself.

This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.

DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.

DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America

DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.

DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city

DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.

Minneapolis is a DesiCon-3 city

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Wankenstein's Day

This is similar in meaning to Wanketine's Day and celebrated on Feb 14 of each year.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankenstein's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob. Yeah, I am gonna be busy in my room tonight!

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