Eagan Vice

A fictional TV show that is set in cold city of Eagan in Minnesota, it will be about two vice cops Sonny Cockette and Dickardo Flubbs, who keep an eye out for immoral activities in the city, but also make out in the squad car. A cop-comedy-action show.

Bob: What are you gonna do this Friday evening?

Steve: I am gonna sit at home and watch Eagan Vice

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santonic

A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.

John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.

Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.

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Whackoffia Bank

This is an expression to indicate whacking off (hence whack-off-ia). The bank part comes into the picture because every time you whack off, you usually deposit something.

John: Hey Paul, you spider monkey, have you been wanking all night again??

Paul: Hush John! Don't say it loudly. But yeah I made a large deposit at Whackoffia Bank last night.

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wanke-danke-thon

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

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Wankentine's Day

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

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cum smoothie

A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.

Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.

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fuckymoon

Synonymous with honeymoon but more accurately describes what it is all about

After the wedding, John and Mary went off on a 7-day fuckymoon to Hawaii.

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