Scotch egg

something sleazy and very dirty!!!

Can I lick your scotch egg?

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jeez

A PC Christian way of Mid-Westerners saying, "Jesus Christ!"

Husband:"We just got dumped with 10 inches of snow"
Wife: "Awe, Jeez. You gotta be kidding."

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snuss

synonym for kissle. A mix of kissing and snuggling.

I kissle with my boyfriend.

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Swolly

A hot guy, girl...

"Damn that girl is a swolly"
"#22, your a swolly!"

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PILF

Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck

My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF

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wet penis

a man who is perverse in nature or who possesses sketchy sexual tendancies, including but not limited to uninvited sexual contact.

"Dude, did you see that wet dick fondle my sleeping girlfriend??"

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carpa

to screw/have sex with
used when someone is extreamly pised off!!

stop carping with me before i kill you!

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