Dishes

WHY CAN'T ANY GUY DO THESE SHITS LIKE DAMN GOT ME ALL WORKING UP IN THIS BITCH NO.

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Girl: Did you wash the dishes?
Guy: I thought...you wanted..to do that
Girl: MhMHmmhmh YOu WerE WrONg

Lesbian

Get's mistaken commonly for an American person.

person 1: I'm a lesbian.
person 2: Oh, I thought you were American.

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Rrrussoso pofos

Commonly used for Reese's puffs (the cereal)

Person 1: can we get some rrrussoso pofos
Person 2: I gotchu

roommate

vine

person 1: ..and they were roommates!
person 2: Oh my god they were roommates.