Mall of America

A lame, over popular, mall in a dull, boring city with nasty fat pasty girls with thick accents. Supposedly the biggest in the US however, it is just a small lame theme park in a regular sized mall.

Sarah: I came from Houston to see this Mall of America?

Sarah's Cousin Lauren, a resident of Minneapolis: Yea, isn't it aweseome? It's the biggest in the US you know?

Sarah: Yes, I know that, but where is the Louis Vuitton, Fendi, or Gucci?

Lauren: We don't have those stores, but we do have a BigDog outlet.

Sarah: My point exactly...

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