ho bag

A bag of hos, usually something such as Santa Claus's bag, to fit many of these hos.

-Wow Santa! What do you have for me this Christmas?
-Ho Ho Ho! Let's look in my ho bag!

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ass hat

Cut off an ass, preferably from a woman, and wear it as a hat after all the blood is dried or wiped off.

-Hey there Jim, I have never seen that kind of hat before!
Where did you get it?
-It's an ass hat. I got it from my ex.

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