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Someone who, for whatever reason, is very popular at their school, sometimes moreso than their school itself.
Luke: Did you see Mark proposing to Courtney?
Lily: Yeah, that was crazy!
Brie: This guy a celebrity now?
Ashley: A SCHOOL celebrity, yeah.
An attack from the boss Minos Prime in the video game ULTRAKILL, where he loudly proclaims "JUDGEMENT!" and proceeding to dropkick your ass at MACH 5 Payday Cloaker-style
Sam: "Minos is actually kind of overrated."
Maxine: "I thought he was-"
Minos Prime: "JUDGEMENT!"
Sam: "Never the fuck mind, this asshole just dropkicked me into a grave."
Something that the Earth is fucking not.
Lucas: Sam said the Earth is round, nah bitch that shit's flat
Haley: No it fucking isn't, you amoeba
What kids are.
Like I said, kids are cruel Jack - and I'm very in touch with my inner child!
Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.
Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."
A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.
Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.
"The fuck you on 'bout?". Typically used by people who say "bout" and not "about".
Luke: I heard you liked Katie.
Max: No, I don't, I said I liked Ashlyn. TFYOB?