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An attack from the boss Minos Prime in the video game ULTRAKILL, where he loudly proclaims "JUDGEMENT!" and proceeding to dropkick your ass at MACH 5 Payday Cloaker-style
Sam: "Minos is actually kind of overrated."
Maxine: "I thought he was-"
Minos Prime: "JUDGEMENT!"
Sam: "Never the fuck mind, this asshole just dropkicked me into a grave."
Someone who, for whatever reason, is very popular at their school, sometimes moreso than their school itself.
Luke: Did you see Mark proposing to Courtney?
Lily: Yeah, that was crazy!
Brie: This guy a celebrity now?
Ashley: A SCHOOL celebrity, yeah.
Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.
Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."
A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.
Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.
What kids are.
Like I said, kids are cruel Jack - and I'm very in touch with my inner child!
"The fuck you on 'bout?". Typically used by people who say "bout" and not "about".
Luke: I heard you liked Katie.
Max: No, I don't, I said I liked Ashlyn. TFYOB?
Something that the Earth is fucking not.
Lucas: Sam said the Earth is round, nah bitch that shit's flat
Haley: No it fucking isn't, you amoeba