Swimbo

acronym for one's wife or girlfriend, stands for: She Who Must Be Obeyed

"I won't be going to the pub later, swimbo says I'm to paint the baby's nursery today."

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raytard

of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.

"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"

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raytard

of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.

I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.

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sidrovich

Usually smart and tactical guys named that with a lot of experience with weaponry. But will end up selling rubber bullets to you for some quick easy cash and later blame it on the state.

Person 1 “Hey man, where do you buy thoose sketchy looking bullets.”
Person 2 “Sidrovich sold me these for half the price.”
Sidrovich *Speeking English with Russian accent* “Ergh man, times are turf, Gopnik bandits are everywhere hiding in the bushes with their Kalashnikov and the guards ain’t doing shit to protect us.”

Swally

alcoholic beverage, or shot of whiskey. (Scottish) Short version for "a swallow of"

"Let's bob over to the pub for a swally after the match."

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grundelwolf

n. my friend orville thomas

grundelwolf is drinking at the bar tonight.

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get one's kit off

UK slang meaning to take off your clothes; a request that is purely sexual in nature.

"Have you seen her since she lost weight? I wouldn't mind getting her kit off."

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