popcorn fetish

When a girl has a fetish for popcorn.

Girl: I feel so bad i have a popcorn fetish.
Girl2: What do you mean by saying that.
Girl: Wellll you know I put unpopped popcorn in my pussy then I use a fire thrower to pop it and it's and instant orgasm for me.
Girl2: What?
Girl : What?

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liliputh

A way of describing someone as a little pussy.

Tommy: Yooooo check out Veronica's ass.
Jimmy: Yeahh it's the good.
Tommy: I'll give you 10 bucks to smack it right know.
Jimmy: Ohhh no her best friend's gonna beat the shit out of me!
Tommy: Are you talking about Jennifer? A girl? Ahhh you'r suck a liliputh.

sick pump

when you work out and the blood goes to your biceps.

Some douchebag: Woooow bro, check out ma sick pump. Look how big these babies are.
Kisses both biceps*