facepalm bodyslam

When you put your entire hand over a little kids face and then use the least amount of your strength to push their face off of your hand, sending their body into a soft service (couch, pillow, pile of squish, etc...)

SHAYTARD: "FACEPALM BODYSLAM!"

PDVA

Post-dick Vaginal Ache

Usually experienced in the morning by a woman after a night of rough sex

Suzy: Why are you walking so funny?
Mary: I had a crazy night with Nick last night. Just some PDVA.