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motherlode

Noun: The main vein an IV drug user hits when injecting drugs. It tends to produce the bonanza of highs; notoriously a hot spot for abscesses, often prone to collapsing or clotting, frequently located on inner arm (inside of elbow), in the groin, or in the neck. Be careful, because hitting the motherlode too much can make it unusable.

Robert, AKA Mr. Harm Reduction: You know Kevin, if you are going to shoot up glass, you should really try to switch up veins. You gotta give those things a break. That shit is fucked. *points to Kevin’s swollen nasty inner arm*. At least switch to cocaine or something... not heroin that’s lethal... you know what why don’t you just smoke crack?

Kevin, AKA Mr. Meth: FUCK Bob, you’re such a cocksucker. *anxiously tries to find a vein on hand for 30 seconds* Nah fuck this shit, I’ma hit that godamn motherlode; I’m tweaking so bad right now, if I don’t get a one hit wonder I’ll probably bug out. This is gonna be a bellringer, dude. *flails around like a lunatic trying to set it up*

Jane, AKA Ms. Sobriety Girl: *stares* He needs to take a couple Xanax bars, eat a sandwich and take a 48 hour nap for fuck’s sake.

Bob, AKA Mr. Harm Reduction: Yeahhh um *watches Kevin run in a circle chasing the shadow people* Yeah..... He might need to go back to rehab.

by SativaQueen March 4, 2019