The Lucky Bucky

When your best friend defends you from your other friend, then takes your robotic arm home to freeze, then is encouraged by the friend who lost the arm to jerk off with it.

My best friend and I got into a massive brawl with another mutual friend, and I ended the night with the lucky Bucky

Bear Bait

Accidentally attracting gay men as a result of looking like a bear, but not actually being a bear.

Gay Man: Hi! Are you a bear?

Bear Bait: Sorry, but no. I am very flattered though.

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