Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied.
"Wow, that was a sweet laua, I am so glade I wore my grass skirt and had an aloha experience."
"Dude, I spilled Noni juice all over my pants, thank god I had my grass skirt because that aloha experience was mind blowing during that laua!!"
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