American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.

Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.

Chiggermaxxing

A type of sounding. Chiggermaxxing is finding the sweet spot between a tear in your urethra and ultimate sounding pleasure.

Bro I pissed like a hose this morning, I was up Chiggermaxxing all night and stretched my urthera to like 3 inches.