Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.

Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there

Yolf

Yolf is a delinquent style of playing golf. Usually a group of 4 friends that hit the links and participate in reckless behavior. Such activities include driving cart #69, flipping golf carts, slamming Jack Daniels, massive DeChambeau swings, 3 putts, hitting houses, and irritating that one friend in the group who still think golf is a gentlemen’s game. It is also important to anger any country club members as much as possible while playing.
Word derives from words “jam” and “jog” that people pronounce as “yam” and “yog”

I have to stop by the liquor store before heading to the golf course because we are going yolfin boys.

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Dorm Diving

A college student who lives off campus spending the night in the dorms in order to hook up with a younger fellow college student.

“You disappeared last night where did you go?”
“ I met this girl at the bar and went dorm diving”