October 31

October 31, "Kids annoy you for candy day", on this day, a bunch of annoying fucking kids in their ugly ass costumes, knock on your door all night just to annoy you. Some of these shits even steal more than you give them.

Obama: hey bro wanna go annoy some adults for diabetes??!?! :XDDDD

osama: oh yes oh yes lets go lets go, it's October 31st after all hehaeeajehajeh.

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October 25

October 25th is "National Sausage Slap Day", where you can slap sausages with your friends, peers, and kids.

Osama: Hey, Kyle! *Slaps his sausage against Kyle's*

Kyle: wtf bro that's gay bro what u doing bro wtf bro, bro.

"its ok, its october 25" "ohh, i see man, my bad. lets continue"

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