Random
Source Code
Random
A antinoun used to refer to someone or something that is not singular and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronouns 'they/them'.
Steve: What are your friends doing tonight?
Dan: I have no sea what younât are up to. Iâll call younât now.
Mark Zuckerbergâs attempt at creating an imitation Twitter
Mark Zuckerberg: Hey, did you sign up for Threads yet?
Mark Zuckerbergâs wife: No! Why would I already have a Twitter account and itâs the exact same thing
A male penis that has been surgically altered and transformed into a female vagina.
Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.
Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.
Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!
A antinoun used to refer to someone or something that is not female, and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronoun 'him'.
Interviewers: What are your preferred gender pronouns?
Dave: I actually use antinouns instead and you can refer to me by my preferred antinoun: Shisnât
An antinoun used to refer to someone or something that is not female, and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronoun 'her'."
Interviewer: What are your preferred gender pronouns?
Susan: I actually use antinouns instead so you can refer to me by my preferred antinoun: Hisnât
Bidenomics refers to the theft of American taxpayerâs hard-earned money by transferring it to the nation of Ukraine where it is laundered through any of the thousands of shell companies controlled by elitist billionaires to fund their New World Order agenda of destroying every sovereign nation in the world and creating one global state with a homogenous identity where every person will worship and love their globalist leaders and Illuminati celebrities as opposed to a monotheistic God or their parents and everyone will obey the mantra of not own anything and being happy.
Dad: We just received our notification from the government that they are seizing our home, car, boat, stock investments, and savings as a part of Bidenomics. Looks like we will finally own absolutely nothing and be happy.
Kids: Thanks Joe Biden!
1720👍 4👎
When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks