Bidenomics

Bidenomics refers to the theft of American taxpayer’s hard-earned money by transferring it to the nation of Ukraine where it is laundered through any of the thousands of shell companies controlled by elitist billionaires to fund their New World Order agenda of destroying every sovereign nation in the world and creating one global state with a homogenous identity where every person will worship and love their globalist leaders and Illuminati celebrities as opposed to a monotheistic God or their parents and everyone will obey the mantra of not own anything and being happy.

Dad: We just received our notification from the government that they are seizing our home, car, boat, stock investments, and savings as a part of Bidenomics. Looks like we will finally own absolutely nothing and be happy.

Kids: Thanks Joe Biden!

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Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.

Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks

Threads

Mark Zuckerberg’s attempt at creating an imitation Twitter

Mark Zuckerberg: Hey, did you sign up for Threads yet?
Mark Zuckerberg’s wife: No! Why would I already have a Twitter account and it’s the exact same thing

youn’t

A antinoun used to refer to someone or something that is not singular and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronouns 'they/them'.

Steve: What are your friends doing tonight?
Dan: I have no sea what youn’t are up to. I’ll call youn’t now.

Shisn’t

A antinoun used to refer to someone or something that is not female, and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronoun 'him'.

Interviewers: What are your preferred gender pronouns?
Dave: I actually use antinouns instead and you can refer to me by my preferred antinoun: Shisn’t

Hisn’t

An antinoun used to refer to someone or something that is not female, and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronoun 'her'."

Interviewer: What are your preferred gender pronouns?
Susan: I actually use antinouns instead so you can refer to me by my preferred antinoun: Hisn’t

antinouns

Antinouns (noun): A hypothetical set of linguistic constructs, such as: Hisn’t, Shisn’t, and Thesn’t, that serve as the opposite or antonym of pronouns and are commonly used as an alternative to gender pronouns.

John: My boss told me to update my email signature to include my pronouns. I told him I’d update it with my antinouns instead and listed myself as ‘Shisn’t’
Diane: Nice, I updated mine last week to be ‘Hisn’t’