thesn’t

A antinoun used to refer to an individual, object, or concept that is singular and not a group, and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronoun 'it'.

Charlie: Where did you put my coffee cup?
Diana: I put thesn’t over there by the window.

antinouns

Antinouns (noun): A hypothetical set of linguistic constructs, such as: Hisn’t, Shisn’t, and Thesn’t, that serve as the opposite or antonym of pronouns and are commonly used as an alternative to gender pronouns.

John: My boss told me to update my email signature to include my pronouns. I told him I’d update it with my antinouns instead and listed myself as ‘Shisn’t’
Diane: Nice, I updated mine last week to be ‘Hisn’t’

baby’s fate fiesta

Baby’s Fate Fiesta can be thought of a sort-of pre-gender reveal party (in certain circumstances)

The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.

After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.

Steve: Hey are you coming to Tom and Jennifer’s party this weekend? They’re having there baby’s fate fiesta and it should be a blast!
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.

Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.