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When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
When you creampie someones ass in cold weather.and they sit over your face and push the freezy gel jizz out onto your face resembling string cheeses.
Last night i asked my baby to string cheesed me...and she shit instead!
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When you first insert the tip of your tongue into a vagina and you hear a queff and feel air rush by your face.which smells like old dumpster juice thats been in the hot sun all day....and you decide its a good idea to keep licking.
At my wedding reception i went down on my wifes bridesmaid. Her pussy was such a gagalicious taco i divorced my wife the next day.
When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.
I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.
A trevorstaps is a grown manbaby thats big bag of creamy shit mixied with jizz..add some B cup manboobs with dark brown dinnerplate nips and a prego belly hanging over his chode and saggy nuts that they like to shove one nut in there ass while they jerkoff listening to butt rock reading mens health.
My buddy is such a trevorstaps.sad part is he thinks hes super cool.and i think he wants to be my suger daddy he keeps saying 20$ is 20$ thats not gay!
When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.
I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.
When you fuck somebodys ass so hard your cock gets covered in shit and blood and you yell snap into a slimjim like macho man randy savage and you slide your cock into there mouth.
My girl asked me to give her a chocolate strawberry slimjim but i didnt know what it was! Good thing theres a definition now
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