Resa

The Resa is a female thats legally 45, looks 60 but acts 30. Dresses like a teenager but drinks like a sailor. A resa doesn't have a job but always has money . Usually drives a nice car .

Most resa's have had vagina reconstruction and rectal tightening due to anal leakage. Resas carry extra panties in their purse with baby wipes.

Never bring a resa to the lcbo

2👍 5👎

Relda

Reldas are prime breeder's. . Have large families and busted up labia's. Most reldas have never seen the inside of a hair salon or beauty salon which included waxing of any kind. Reldas can be mistaken for a sasquatch from a distance of 20 meters or less. Reldas are known it hit a bong or two. . Relads also pee when they sneeze or laff and will stain your couch if invited over .

The relda wrecked my new couch .