Satorious

Russian Demigod and part-time engineer. He can fix anything better than fix-it-Felix. He is immortal and the son of Rasputin. His uncles include Bob the Builder, Benito Mussolini, and Adolf Hitler, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Random Person: Oh no, the bridge collapsed. I should call Satorious.
Sartorius: Trust me im an engineer.

Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid

These are the types of retards usually 12-14 who think they are cool for being "trendy" and following/copying everything they see on tik tok in a desperate attempt to fit into society. These kids are comparable to zombies who are in denial and have no self-control in life. Lifeless husks are being controlled mostly by liberal media who offer little to no free speech in order to bend these poor children to their wills. The kids in this category don't realize this and are practically brainwashed into believing everything that they see and hear on these platforms is the truth and will do anything to defend their actions against free thinkers who oppose their retarded ideals. They are mostly attention seekers who wish to spread their foolish ideals onto anyone they feast their eyes on. Every one of them has some sort of simping tendency but usually too pussy to go on a real date and instead online date someone that lives 5000 miles away in some unknown third world country. In conclusion, these Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kids are just minions who cannot think for themselves and become followers instead of leaders in life.

P.S Their favorite music is rap and its nearly impossible to convince them otherwise. (this is most likely because it has a lot of gibberish words that go into their heads and brainwash them even further than they already are. Its kind of like nicotine for these types of kids)

Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid: Stop trying to be different than everyone else.

Human With An Actual Brain: "Wall Gif"

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