memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

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bitchncident

An incident that which occurs under circumstances of bitch-like behavior.

That lady that cut me off on the freeway today caused a major bitchncident.

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