Jack Frost

A rarely used masterbation technique where one apply's toothpaste to their chosen masterbation hand, creating a "hot-on-cold" effect.

Angus: This weathers been so hot, I've been giving myself Jack Frost's all summer!
Sam: That's disgusting mate.

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Jesus Relationship

A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.

Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.