National Jerk Off Day

December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!

Release it the day before Christmas Eve!

Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!

Candy Bimbo

Candy Bimbo is the term given to girls who enjoy the holiday Halloween (October 31st) for the fact that they could dress up “slutty” or as a slut without being judged by others.

This term can only be used to people on the day of Halloween, especially the ones who go door to door knocking for candy by others while dressed up as a Candy Bimbo.

Ricco: Yooo, did you see what Samantha is wearing?
Massimo: Yeah, she’s dressed just like a Candy Bimbo