latchelor

A bachelor looking to latch onto a female to be his wife. Latchelors are often in the final stages of bachelorhood.

Bro #1: I'm gonna get my smoke. My stock is rising, and I'm over dating. I'm ready to latch onto a female.
Bro #2: Bro, you're now a latchelor. Congrats.

Tinder Baby

A child birthed from the act of sexual intercourse between two people who met each other through the popular dating app, Tinder. Tinder babies are the largest group of children that have six fingered hands.

Old lady: That baby is adorable!
Mother: Thanks! It's a Tinder Baby!
Old lady: Be gone, heathen!

Bro #1: Yo bro, you gonna swipe that babe to the left or the right?
Bro #2: I dunno bro, probably to the left. Can't have any Tinder Babies running around.

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