Vagina

a greeting or salutation. Used exactly like the word "Aloha."

Can be used at the end of ANY conversation whether it be on the phone, in person, or through e-mail.

Sometimes used in conjunction with an exiting flick of the hand.

John: "Dude, that was a killer burrito! Thanks for taking me to lunch. See ya later!"

Brendan: "No problem, man. Vagina."

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Notebook Dumped

When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.

"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."

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Tit it and quit it

When you have a short relationship that only goes to 2nd Base

Her? No. We already broke up. We didnt go all the way though. Tit it and quit it.

suck it

a salutation, or way to bid farewell to your friends. Used when leaving a party or band rehersal, or when hanging up from a phone conversation.

Scott: "Thanks for coming over. I'll see you next week."
Rick: "Ok, man. Suck it!"

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