Dudruff Fetish

Dandruff Fetish has been defined as a pronounced sexual interest in Dandruff or other fungus's of the scalp. The biggest attraction for a Dandruff Fetish is mainly the odor or the whiteness of the dead skin cells. For a Dandruff Fetish, points of attraction include the shape and size of the dead skin cells (e.g., long pieces, short pieces, pointed pieces, skin color).

People who have a Dandruff enjoy watching people with Dandruff play with each others hair and have been known to ask there sexual partners if they can pick through their hair like monkeys and extract the white goodness.
The smelling and sometimes sucking of the top of the scalp is normal for people with this particular fetish.

Bill was very pissed of because he could not find any Dandruff porn on the internet to fuel his Dudruff Fetish because his girlfriend was annoyed because her cuntballs where pissing her off so she would not let him suck her scalp.

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Chigga

A Chigga is someone who lives in a the Tasmanian suburb of Chigwell.
A Chigga is in fact a Rare type of Bogan and are only found in the one place.

They can be rough and mouthy and generally travel in packs. They love there beer and alcohol andf you ever get in a fight with them bring a gun because there weapon of choice is a knife.

They are generally poor, they don't have jobs and live on Tax Payers money.

Kid One:
Where does Joe live?

Kid Two:
He lives in Chigwell. He is a Chigga

Barry:
OMG that mans hurt we should help him

Mike:
NO DON'T! He's a Chigga

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