Chili Fry

Somewhat like the chili dog, a chili fry is when you fuck a girl with diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and she shits on your dick.

“Man I knew I shouldn’t have begged for anal last night. Macy gave me a chili fry.”

cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

Can you feel it?

This phrase is used heavily with the surprise anal strategies due to its durability. This phrase can be used/found in almost every conversation.

Guy: “Babe, I’m in your ass”
Girl: “What?! No way!”
Guy: “Oh, can you feel it?” Then just jam it in her ass

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