cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

Chili Fry

Somewhat like the chili dog, a chili fry is when you fuck a girl with diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and she shits on your dick.

“Man I knew I shouldn’t have begged for anal last night. Macy gave me a chili fry.”

Can you feel it?

This phrase is used heavily with the surprise anal strategies due to its durability. This phrase can be used/found in almost every conversation.

Guy: “Babe, I’m in your ass”
Girl: “What?! No way!”
Guy: “Oh, can you feel it?” Then just jam it in her ass