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Bruce Lee

A Legendary Martial Artist that appeared in many films such as 'Way of the Dragon'

Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Lee is in fact much better than Chuck Norris, not only because of Chuck's ultimate defeat in 'Return of the Dragon', but because of the fact that Chuck was actually taught by Bruce Lee and openly admitted that he was no match for him.

Instance 1:

Kid1: I saw Bruce Lee's film 'Return of the dragon' last night, it looked totally awesome and real!

Kid2: That's because it is real, Bruce Lee actually fights in his films

*HONOUR*

Instance 2:

Kid1: I'm gonna knock you down! My fists are like Chuck Norris'

Kid2: I'd like to see you try! My kicks are like Bruce Lee's

by Sazaho December 7, 2011

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