Thinking too deeply

If you think of a animal like a dog, and you think of it like: "This dog was a wolf, but if it was a wolf... what was it before?" And you spend 73 fucking hours on the same subject to realize that you've been wasting time on hurting your brain when you had go to school.

"Hey, i ate meat, but this meat was a animal covered in oil and butter and it became food like this... what happened to that in the meantime of becoming meat?" *starts thinking too deeply about the subject*

Banana Gun

The most deadliest gun ever existing on the world. Its either shooting a explosive bullet or a deadly lazer beam of doom.

The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.

Guy-1: "WATCH OUT HE HAS GOT THE BANANA GUN!"
Guy-2: "Well, there goes my life."

hiiiiiii

When someone texts you "hiiiiiii" with 7 i, its probably not them. A cat has probably went over the keyboard and wrote that word with coincidence. (probably coincidence..)

you: hello mate!
Your friend: hiiiiiii
You: how are you?
Your friend: hdjeiwjdbwowowjendnsnmskqjwjdj

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Traumadied

Getting a trauma THAT BAD that you end up dying from it.

*jhon Traumadied of sitting*
Guy1: "Bruh, jhon died of a chair."
Guy2: "He had trauma's of that chair, he had a Traumadie."

Mobile Player

Mobile Player is a person that plays a game on mobile, that mostly is meant for PC or other devices.

hey david! look! a mobile player, he sucks as hell.

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major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

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Fatty

Common word used by racists

Hey! Look at that fatty!