University of Redlands

A wannabe prestigious Liberal Arts College in Redlands, California. The administration claims it's in "Beautiful Southern California," but in reality this unfortunate institution sits in the middle of California's sketchy Inland Empire region.

The students think they have the brightest minds on the planet, but the reality is they came to Redlands because they got rejected from their first, second, and third-choice schools. Even though many students do virtually NO work in their classes, the school keeps them just barely passing so their parents will continue to fork over that $50K yearly tuition.

Most of the girls are ditzy and overly-tanned, while the guys are too busy getting wasted or showing off in the weight room to focus on anything meaningful in life. There are also quite a few useless hippies hanging around. Everyone pretends to be nice, but in reality, they don't give two fucks about you or your life.

Typical Redlands students drink in their dorm rooms or go to lame frat parties on Friday and Saturday nights—because there's nothing better to do on or off campus. Or they just go home on weekends to their rich mommies and daddies who make everything better by throwing money at their already spoiled children.

Attending the University of Redlands is like throwing $200,000 of your life savings into a fire.

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