Offendis

Liam's version of offensive.

Only for use in naval and proxy warfare.

"That gay guy is fucking offendis."

Boomblasting

When you really have to take a shit, but don’t.
Used usually in relation to a social activity in which you do not want to leave or stop participating.

Hey look! I think he’s boomblasting again…
Yeah! He’s definitely holding in a stinker.