What an unprotected windows-based computer will have within 35 seconds of connecting to the internet.
I just installed Windows XP, and before I could even update I got a virus.
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The first person to pass out on the floor at a party
Kalan is always a floor donkey
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The part of a device for smoking marijuana that hold the weed itself.
The pipe itself is NOT called a bowl. That is a common mistake; stop making it. Call it a pipe or a glass piece, but don't call the whole device a bowl around anyone who knows anything if you don't want to look stupid.
Dude, let's pack a bowl.
Dude, let's smoke a bowl.
I don't want to smoke too much, just pack a light bowl.
Give me the bong, you always pack the bowl too loose.
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Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.
Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.
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A noun that refers to the action of smoking from a bong. So named for the sound that air makes when it bubbles through the bong water.
Dude, don't take bong rips while I'm on the phone with my parents; they might hear you.
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