Widgie

A your masters word for his pre-pubescent wee-wee maker

"hey Gladys!", shouted Paul, "if I show you mi Widgie can I touch your fanny??".

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jizzcripple

A gentleman who's baby gravy is no longer a danger to unsuspecting ladies.

Paul's final post snip wank can back clear. We're off to celebrate him becoming a Jizzcripple down the local!

Postbone

To reject an evening at the pub with your mate in favour of a dalliance with a plucky lady who's offering to play your pink flute

Looking forward to tonight Andy?

I was til Bloody Paul decided to postbone cos he's off on a promise with Gladys!!!